Sexual intercourse

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Seriously though SEX is a very important part of the Freddiverse. I mean imagine where we'd be if Fred hadn't shagged The Red queen, just think where we'd be! Or without sex there would be no perverted sick jokes in the stories! Yet, lets think about this Nth dimensionally what would pre-teenage and teenage boys have to wank over? My point entirely!!! Various real life sex videos can be found on porn and hentai websites. Oh right, child friendly, got it.

The under 11 definition
Sexual intercourse occours when a mummy and a Daddy have certain feelings for when an other and they want to have a baby. All of that was bollocks, I am never lyiing like that again! Remember kids always use a condom!

AWESOME TYPES OF SEX/STUFF ASSOCIATED WITH FUNNY BODY PARTS:
ITALIAN HANGER:

An Italian Hanger is a sexual position where the woman lies with her back or shoulders supported by a bed or similar object while the man holds her up by her hips and vigorously thrusts himself into her.

E.g. ‘Instead of buying that new exercise machine, Luke decided to burn calories by engaging in several Italian Hangers a day.’

SNOWBALL:

You guys got it all wrong. Snowballing is passing cum back and forth between two or more people's mouths. As it gets passed, the amount of saliva and cum gets larger and larger (or snowballs).

E.g. ‘I blew a load in my fiance's mouth and then we snowballed with it.’

BLUMPKIN:

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

E.g. ‘Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor likes to give Blumpkins.’

ARABIAN GOGGLES:

A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.

E.g. ‘I gave her a fat pair of Arabian Goggles last night.’

ALASKAN PIPELINE:

The act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus. E.g. "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an Alaskan pipeline?"

ABDOMINAL SNOWMAN:

During the ejaculatory phase of a male/female sexual encounter, if the male participant withdraws his penis and ejects semen onto the female participant's abdomen, this is referred to as an "abdominal snowman."

E.g. ‘I didn't want to get that fuckin' bitch pregnant, so I was raw doggin' her and gave her an abdominal snowman instead of blowing my load up her cooch.’

Continued in Sexual Intercourse Awesome Sex Stuff Part 2!!!